Top 10 Foolywang Halloween Costumes!

Halloween is fast approaching.  And TheYBF.com has our top 10 most foolywang costumes on the market this year.  And how to create the costumes will provide the most foolywang material for you and your friends.  See the foolery when you go inside....
In no particular order:
1.  The Barbie (seen above).  *BIG SIGH*  Of course there are going to be many Nicki Minaj clones this year. Pink, purple, blonde, tangerine - wigs/weave of every color.  We will indeed have the foolery of the candy colored spandex and ill-fitted clothes doused into our eyes, complete with glitter.  This costume is going to look tacky if not pulled off correctly.  Which means--it has a 99% chance of providing foolywang material.  

2. 
The Jersey Shore
Expect to count 20-25 Snooki and The Situation impersonators.  The Snooki will be simple to pull off as long as the "poof" is right.  Some sites are selling the pouf, the tight dress seen above, and heels.  You gotta find your own orange tanner.
The Situation can be pulled off by any regular joe who buys the costume.  But cool points to any man who GTLs and rocks his own ab/situation to complete the look.

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3. 
The Old Spice Guy
There is a costume that allow for folks to go around in public with the bath towel and no undies.   Faux British accent, preppy sweater tied around the neck, bottle of Old Spice.  Horse - optional.

4. 
The Tiger Woods
Also - the bruised and battered Tiger Woods may be seen a lot.  Costume needs a large Rolodex of groupies, bent up golf club, and golf-caddie to complete the mask that atually looks nothing like him.   Funny as hell though.

5. 
The Antoine Dodson
The "Hide Yo Kids" is sure to be a winner amongst the tomfoolery this year.  MUST include head scarf over a dramatic hairdo like -half-done braids, long weave or afro-puffs.  And don't forget the attitude.  Mad this costume comes with the rolled up paper Anotine was using in the original vid.

6. 
The Lady Gaga Meat Dress
Lady Gaga's Meat Dress from the 2010 VMAs is supposed to provide the foolery for folks big on gag costumes this year.  Not very creative if worn straight out the box...er meat locker.  Add dramatic heels and hair to set yourself apart.

7. 
The Biggest Show On Earth
This foolishness is self-explanatory and it takes a certain type of dude to wear this and think its funny. It's a play off that now infamous "SNL" skit "D*ck in a box".  Major cool points...or creeper points...to the guys who will certainly show off some of their own ~props~ in this outfit instead.

8. 
Lady Gaga
Likely to be the most popular costume this year.  The Lady Gaga can be worn right out of the box or created from your own closet.  Just come up with a theme and build the most elaborate (yet wearable) costume that fits.  The foolery that could become of this is endless....

9.
The Facebook
This year you can also go as your own facebook page.  Thanks to The Social Network, folks have gotten the idea to walk around holding this ish they likely spent months making.  You could pull this off if you highlight some interesting info.  Use it as an obnoxious way to make announcement to friends.  Monica's facebook could say, "It's 10 carats b*tches."

10.
The Bishop Eddie Long
Damn near fell out when this costume came across my computer screen.  So many things could be said about being the black pastor of a mega-church who drives a Bentley, flies in a private plane, and has a McMansion all written off his taxes in the name of the Lord.  What's needed: one tight ass red shirt, a curly wig (lacefront optional), gold jewelry, spandex biker shorts (you could switch it up with neon colors), 2 bibles, token wife, 1 camera phone, and anuppity attitude.