American Hustle: LUENELL GIVING YOU FACTS!

If a bitch look too good to be true she probably is, okey! 

If you meet a girl who’s earrings match her necklace,match her bracelet, match her ring, match her nipple piercing, match her belly button piercing, match her belly chain, and her ankle bracelet, and her toe ring, and her toe nails match her fingernails, and her fingernails ain't acrylic, and the bitch grew them all herself, and she got pretty legs, and the bitch ain't never skinned her knee, or got a mosquito bite, ain't got no cellulite, no varicose veins, and her ass is tight, and her titties is perky, and they both the same size, and they look up at ya, and she got a nice neck, with no fat around it, and she don't sweat too much, and her breath smell good, and her teeth are all white, and straight, and her lipstick is on good, and her eye makeup is on good, and the bitch ain't got no wax in her ear, and you feel her hair, it long down her back, and she ain't got no tracks in her hair or nothin' like that… 

You better lift that bitch skirt up cause her dick is probably bigger than yours.